Over the last week, many people have protested against the decision to hang Afzal Guru.
Most of these people would belong to the category you would normally call ‘intellectuals’. Many of them would sport beards, a kurta from FabIndia, and thick rimmed glasses.
Funny lot, these guys.
Most of them call themselves ‘liberals’. But they wouldn’t even hear out your argument without calling you a blind sheep of the government, or a lesser-intellectual moron who spends his time surfing porn or eating Maggi.
But then, isn’t the definition of a liberal, one who is open to views?
So, to represent all of us lesser gifted people, let me put forth my views to these intellectuals. I hope by the end of it, I am able to convince you that though we might not have your acumen, your reasoning, and your implicit faith in Arundhati Roy, we are after all human beings.
1. We are all bloodthirsty vampires
Anybody who supported Afzal Guru’s hanging was accused of being hand-in-glove with a militant, bloodthirsty state. This is not true, you know.
I mean, yeah, once in a while we do start riots, and then collect all the blood in a large vessel, add some mint leaves, and sip on it. But that’s only for special occasions. On normal occasions, we are not bloodthirsty.
We did not demand that Afzal be hung, we did not celebrate on the streets and distribute sweets. Those were some morons from the BJP, and let me assure you we are not among them.
Some of us believe that it wouldn’t hurt once in a while to send across a message. You see, we have had quite a few terrorist attacks in the last few years. If you took off your intellect-tinted glasses and looked at the world with its real-world complications, you will see that we are surrounded by China and Pakistan.
And as less-gifted people, we make the mistake of going for the obvious.
2. We blindly trust the State for everything
Another of your assumptions, and way off the mark again.
You can certainly not blame the Indian judiciary for being in a hurry to dispose of cases. With a mountain of evidence of proof piled against him, Kasab was given a good four years to prove his innocence. Afzal Guru was NOT tried without a lawyer. Five of the appointed lawyers rejected fighting his case (probably narrow-minded, myopic morons – one of us, you know), and the sixth was deemed unfit by Guru himself.
Also, you speak as if there was a man sitting at home and watching Rangoli, and the State picked him up and started torturing him and mounting evidence against him. No. Afzal Guru went over to PoK to train as a terrorist for months. Upon his return, the saga of torture began. But then, what really did you expect? That he would be given some fine beer, a packet of chips, may be?
And most of us lesser mortals don’t really side with the State.
Forgive us for thinking this way, but we would rather put our trust in the State, than a terrorist who crossed over the border, and received training to kill people in the name of Islam.
But then we are blinded by our own ignorance.
3. We are brutes. Inhumane brutes who get an erection when there’s blood flowing
We don’t. We get an erection normally. When blood flows to certain parts, not from others’ bodies.
It’s just that we believe no death is justified. And oh, we consider civilians, innocents, police personnel, and soldiers to be humans too. Those jawans who get killed when Maoists attack a Police Station, we consider them humans too.
Remember how you guys cried hoarse against police action against Maoists (for lack of a more intellectual term)? Well, in the last 20 years, there have been 11,709 deaths due to the struggle – 6432 civilians, 2312 security forces, and 2965 insurgents.
While the war has lasted more than 20 years, the Maoists earn an annual extortion amount of 14 billion rupees. The tribal families, whose war you fight everyday on Facebook, have not received their land, rights, or an improvement in basic amenities.
And you support this war. And call us brutes.
If you think about it, we might be more humane than you.
4. We are a brainwashed lot
But then, who is not? How many of your opinions have been created by your own perception? How many of them were not influenced by your surroundings, your choice of newspaper, your friends’ circle, and the books you read?
Not many people have the gift of original thought.
Like Arundhati Roy. The Holy Mother of India’s intellectual class.
Now, as an aspiring writer, I can’t help but admire the woman. Every word she writes is a carefully thought out pearl. She strings such beautiful pearls together, and then adds them in some bullshit, and spreads it across 34 pages on The Outlook.
Have you ever gone back to the internet to validate her facts? There are scores of examples on the net to prove that she distorts, twists, and sometimes fabricates facts to put her point across.
Do you ever check her facts? I doubt.
Would you then, still call me the brainwashed one?
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So, there you go my intellectual brothers and sisters.
What you carry is an opinion, a view. You are as blinded as me, and as clouded by your bias as I am.
The country that you accuse of being bloodthirsty and insensitive lets you voice your opinion, express it, and stage protests.
You have been influenced by your friends, your books, your circles. Me by mine.
And an opinion is like an asshole. Every asshole has an opinion.
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