Enrico and the animals :

Except homo sapiens, Enrico was generally kind and benevolent to all other species. Dogs, cats, millipedes, centipedes, lizards, dragon-flies, you name it.

You should have seen him with the dogs. He was Father Christmas for them !! He fed them bread, rotis, naans, cake, wafers, biscuits and what not. Some of the Alsatian-like dogs in the Ashram must have been reared by him. If there was anyone he dint like, it was honey bees.

If he saw a bee-hive, he would immediately pick up a stone and throw it at them. He had a logic behind it, he said “The bees never attack the person who attacks them”.

He, however, forgot to mention that the beehive was in the 2nd floor and he was on the ground floor. So when a few girls came shrieking out of the dorms with bees in their hair, he would give me the “been there-done that” look and say “See,I told u na ?”

When we were in 8th standard, me and a few others had hidden 2 puppies on top of the gymnasium. They were christened “Rambo” and ”Rocky”. Sadly they dint live as long as their more famous namesakes. In class 9,we found a little bat. It was full of fleas and couldn’t fly. Now, love is blind, and so are bats. Enrico found that little thing ‘adorable’. The bat was made to hang upside down on a stick ,that was then kept in a cardboard box. I was given the box for safekeeping.

Our class teacher objected and I had to return the kid to his foster father. God knows what happened to it later.

And in Primary School when we guys used to sit in the prayer hall, we were trying hard to concentrate on God, bliss, and happiness. Enrico, meanwhile was happy pursuing cockroaches, lizards and frogs. He put up quite a show for the girls.

He would hold cockroaches by their antennae. And he’d hold lizards as if he was Steve Irwin explaining why they looked so hideous. He’d prod and poke millipedes till they coiled up, and then put them on his tongue and say

“You want a chocolate ? Take….AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN….”

…..and chase you through the dormitory with his tongue sticking out

THE BEST OF ENRICO

This has nothing to do with Primary School. But a bio on him would be incomplete without this incident. I still get tears in my eyes out of laughing……

This happened in 10th. Enrico by then was 1 year my junior. Venkateshwarlu sir had seen the two of us run away during darshan to buy stuff. So, the next day after everyone had gone for darshan, he called me to his room and beat me up.

Enrico came up to my room (I was in C floor) and said, “I’m sorry man. You got beaten because of me”. We were talking, when all of a sudden, Venku entered the room. He was pissed, man. He got a stick and thrashed the life out of Enrico.

I don’t know if it was an emotionally charged moment or because Venku was really strong, but Enrico started crying. Venku was shocked. This guy, who was a pain in the ass for everybody for 10 years was crying?????

So, he bent down and said, “Enrico, are you crying?”

Enrico looked up slowly, looked into Venku’s eyes and said….

“No,I’m peeing from my eyes….”.

WHAM!!! The whacking continued….