Aam Aadmi Rape vs. Baba Rape

Namaste.

Over the last few days, many of our brothers and sisters have been raising questions about Asaramji, with regard to the rape accusations.

These people are foolish. They do not understand the truth.

But that is alright. I hold no grudges against them. “A man whose heart is free from doubt and away from passion, attains the supernatural powers of the Supreme Lord,” Bapu has said.

On this day, let me explain to those people who are raising these questions on Bapuji. Let me spread the light of knowledge on the ignorance of the masses. May they see the light of truth!

Tamasoma Jyotiraditya Scindia. 

Hari Om!

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Let us begin with the basic accusation. Of the rape.

Now you see, there is a difference between an Aam Aadmi Rape (i.e. a rape done by a normal man) and a Baba Rape (i.e. a rape committed by a saint).

A Baba Rape is different.

Let us begin with the first point: The reaction.

Now, when a common man is accused of rape, people take to the streets. Often, people are seen to ask for the rapists to be hanged/castrated/married to Arnab Goswami. But then, those are the ordinary citizens. We are talking about people who have evolved to a higher level of consciousness.

You see, in a Baba Rape, you cannot simply ask for conviction and justice. That is sin. Shiva Shiva! *mock slaps both cheeks in quick succession*

You see, when a Baba Rapes, it is a political conspiracy. It is not just a mundane case of a man violating a woman, it is a grand storm that is brewed in the highest centers of power. It does not entail a simple penetration, it is hatched by the sharpest of minds, and then planned, and then the actors are sent to put the plan into action. It is a conspiracy of Ghattotkacha proportions.

Secondly, when it is an Aam Aadmi Rape (AAR), there is an immediate nationwide hunt for the accused. Their photos are on Facebook, their posters put out in the open. Televisions run their sketches on their news bulletins. But you can’t do that to a guruji, no?

When we talk about a Baba Rape, things are different. For one, Guruji will still come on television in the morning (5 AM, Sankar TV, by the way. Please watch. Hari Om!). Also, Guruji will be supported on television by many people. Some of them even former Chief Ministers. They will declare Guruji ‘innocent’. Which is of course, the truth, as you, our Lord, and the entire universe knows. Yet these doubting Thomases want to go through investigations, blood samples, and other such banal procedures!

Thirdy, the discourse around the rape victim is also a matter of great importance. Generally, in an AAR, it is the victim whose condition (drunken or sober), attire (saree or western outfit), or social status (married, divorced) is discussed. Guruji has also spoken on this issue earlier, when he had said that the girl could have tied a rakhi to the rapists and called them ‘bhaiyya’. See how simple, and what a beautiful solution it is? The girl would have got six brothers, and they would see her off safely at her bus stop. But then, kya karein, some people do not understand.

In the case of a Baba Rape, however, the girl is a liar. This has already been established. Firstly, the girl is from Gwalior, the rape is supposed to have happened in Jodhpur, and the FIR was lodged in Delhi. Why?

Also, Guruji’s son has also publicly said that the girl is mentally challenged. Pagal hai ladki. And like one of our brothers said on Times Now yesterday, if a girl has accused a great soul of rape, how can her mental condition be right in the first place?

Those who are making these accusations do not know of the achievements of Asaram Bapu. Asaramji runs thousands of schools for poor children, providing education and livelihood to many, many citizens of the country. He is also seen as a spiritual icon, and revered by lakhs of devotees.

Which naturally means that he is elevated over what you and me, dear brother and sister have to go through.

Please understand, dear brothers and sisters, that there is a difference between an Aam Aadmi Rape and a Baba Rape.

An Aam Aadmi Rape is an act of a citizen of the country violating the modesty of a woman.

A Baba Rape, is an erection of the inner consciousness, a thrusting of one’s efforts, and a climax resulting in an outpour of enlightenment. Thank you!

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(Adjusts hair) Theek tha, bhai? 

Ek dafa aur de doon? 

20 thoughts on “Aam Aadmi Rape vs. Baba Rape

  1. Ha ha…….the last lines aptly sum up the whole “Baba Rape” thing…rather “Dhongi Baba Rape”! Heartranjan…. I v been reading your blog for quite sometime time now…n I must admit….it has become my daily dose of fun, relaxation and on many occasions enlightenment 😀 I hope I never run short of articles on this blog!…..I was expecting an equally hilarious one this after the last “Ass aaram” article. Yesterday as news channels flashed with Asaram’s statements..our bloods boiled…but I really couldn’t help miss the occasional comic relief when he repeatedly kept saying F.R.I. instead of F.I.R. 😀 Any special “Heartranjan” interpretation of what F.R.I. could refer to? 😛

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  2. Its Time to MODIFY RAM

    If India Is A Computer : Recycle Bin is Rahulbaba’s brain. Mulayam Singh is Ctrl Z (undo button). Mayawati is Ctrl Alt Dalit. DOGVIJAY SINGH IS CAPS LOCK BUTTON. Robert Vadra is the Esc button. Manmohan Singh is Mute button. Soniya is Ctrl button. Congress is the ‘corrupt’ OS. Indian Army is anti-virus. If India Is A Computer THEN maybe its time to MODIfy the RAM

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  3. Guess the “victim” wasn’t carrying and rakhis or she would have been saved, neither did she call him bhaiya (mouth was muffled I guess).. This was a test of her faith and she didn’t make it.. and imagine their audacity that they raise a finger on our lord?? I am shocked at their ignorance. Didn’t they hear.. Bur na maano, HOLY hai!!

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  4. If he is Hindu indeed, he will submit peacefully to the investigating agencies, let him practise submission to God and his tests, but if indeed his testis banged against an unwilling young girl’s thighs, let the law take its course, honestly I as a right-wing Hindu don’t want such embarassments to my religion, there have been many since ancient days(the mischievous and false brahmin vatsyayan who documented ‘kamasutra’, no brahmin would be caught dead publishing such prurience, the fact is brahmins might’ve been and are highly opinionated but they should be excommunicated if they are proved to having molested young girls) and the Osho Rajneeshes and Nithyanandas will have a field day continuing in doing their sexy work intact, infact, the satya sai baba of whitefield/puttaparthi was also accused of molesting young women, hey, hell’s bells, even Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi had a ‘fondness’ for young women when he got old. this sai baba of puttaparthi got the infuriated male relatives shot at sight by Bangalore Police in the mid-90’s in Whitefield and the case was hushed up, don’t target the ‘godmen’ selectively, bong-brother, let go at all of the lot…………..

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      1. Deepak, I understand what you are trying to say however I don’t think the argument is going to help our religion.. I think Bornali has a point there because when you try to prove how superior our philosophy is in regards with this issue, it doesn’t mean much since so many incidences of this nature are cropping up across all religions and socio-economic classes. What it does come across as, is like you are trying to wash your hands off by saying that these people are not from our religion at all. You can’t embrace them at their prime and then condemn them when they have done something horrible. The pride of hinduism is in giving these people a reason to redeem themselves, by taking full responsibility of their actions and facing the consequences. I think it has more to do with the paradigm that has been created in India these days, that men of power, whether political, religious or any other kind, can get away with crossing the law. It is why now men in general think that we can do whatever we feel like and there won’t be any repercussions. I honestly can’t imagine that to be acceptable in any religion or culture, but sadly its becoming so here and now. The one to blame are the administrative heads since tomorrow if murderers are allowed to slip away I bet you are going to see a rise in the murder rate.

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        1. @Arth : Yours is the sanest and most insightful comment I have read on the issue ( and refreshing too,so unlike the average Indian comment one gets to read at any forum). I especially liked the sentiment : “You can’t embrace them at their prime and then condemn them when they have done something horrible.” Priceless!! I hope you blog too…?

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          1. Hi Grace. Thanks so much for the comment. I don’t blog yet but seeing some witty original work done by Ranjan at this blog am inspired to blog. I am usually a lyricist but since am taking some time off the rat race am planning to put more work into writing. Please let me know if you have a blog yourself or any one interesting to read I would love to read.

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