I was born on a Friday .it was the 18th of April, at 10.30 PM. According to the Hindu calendar, it was Ram Navami.
I don’t know if it’s a planetary link, but I’ve always had a Ram fixation.
Ram was the first superhero in my life. All of my childhood was spent in listening to stories from my father and grandmother about Ram’s heroics. There was also Ramanand Sagar. Nobody could have explained the story better.
Watching Arun Govil portray Ram as he conquered evil and protected the good, I was mighty impressed. I’d wait for Ramayan to show on television every Sunday. I wanted to be Ram.
At school, while other kids were playing their abysmal versions of cricket and football, I’d run around the ground playing Ramayan with a few other friends. We were so bad at games that they didn’t let us play with them, I think. I nursed a secret wish to be Ram at least in those games but the casting director for our game never considered me good enough to play Ram. I was always made one of those loyal monkeys that fought for him.
There was an old man who worked at the school my mother worked in. he was considered wise by one and all. When he first saw me, he named me “Ram Babu”. Instead of feeling sad that there was an addition to my already sufficient list of ridiculous pet names, I was very happy.
There was another incident that took place when I was a kid. There was another such wise man who’d visit our home regularly. This man was a complete astrological package. He could read palms, advice on Vaastu, talk about Rahukalam and all the other things associated with astrology.
When he saw my palm, he told my parents,
“This boy is destined for great things. He may even go on to become a Minister.”
My dad remembers me leaving the place in a hurry, visible annoyed.
“But I don’t want to be a minister, Nana. I want to be the King” was my logic.
It took me sometime to understand that kings dint exist anymore because they had been replaced by this all-powerful person called “The Government”. Whenever I asked him to whom a particular building or a park belonged, he’d say “It belongs to the Government”. I always thought that the Government was a person.
My dad had a simple way of explaining things to me. But I always had a complicated way of understanding them. I remember him explaining that it’s important to plant trees because they take in Carbon Dioxide and give out Oxygen and so it’d mean more Oxygen for us to breathe. I was around 4 years old, so the process of Photosynthesis would be too difficult to understand.
Of course, I was interested in trees for a different reason altogether. I’d been pestering my sister to make me a bow and arrow forever.
My sister was good at all that. Since I later went to study in a boarding school, I was always given preferential treatment. At least during the 2 months that I came home for holidays, I just had to pull a face and she’d agree to anything I said.
She finally agreed to make me a bow and arrow. It took her around 2 days, because she had to hide it from everyone else at home. But when she finally showed it to me, I caught my breath. It was beautiful!!! The edges were polished and the bow formed a perfect arch. It was the correct size for my hands. The bowstring was perfectly strung. She had also made 3 equal-sized arrows from the stems of the same tree. There was a slight incision at the bottom end of the arrows so they could be fit on to the bowstring. The upper ends were sharpened with a blade.
Holding it made me feel powerful, like my hero Ram!!
We went to the balcony. I was ready to release my first arrow. I fit the arrow, and pulled the string. Then, I raised the bow with the arrow fitted in it. I brought it upto my forehead and closed my eyes and muttered some imaginary mantra. I took aim at a tree in front of me and released the arrow.
The feeling was exhilarating.
The arrow, however, went zooming downwards and hit the person who lived downstairs on the foot. It must have hurt, because I remember him shouting as we ran to hide inside the house.
The 2nd arrow was sent unceremoniously into nothingness.
The 3rd one was bang on target. It hit the TV and the glass came crashing to the ground. I knew I was screwed. My sister knew better.
That evening when Nana came home from the office, I ran to greet him wearing a beautiful smile.
“Nana, you won’t believe what happened ….a HUGE frog jumped out of the TV today.
He inspected the damage done. And to my relief, laughed.
My sister was whacked when she returned from school, of course. I never understood why she always spoke the truth. When it came to lying, I was a natural. But she was the truthful one who got whacked for her honesty.
On expected lines, she never made me a bow and arrow again. But I was still fascinated by Ram.
Till a few years later. At school, when teachers told us the story of Ramayan many times. Ram is considered “Purushottam” – meaning the “the Ideal Man”. However, I think the major blemish on his character was that he doubted Sita’s loyalty. None of the teachers’ explanations seemed satisfactory. That was a dumb thing to do.
I mean, if I listened to everything the Dhobi said, I’d have set up 3 paan shops next to his.
Since then, I somehow lost interest in Ram. But I still think the bow and arrow is the sexiest weapon ever made.